happenings this month!!alakwenta(joke)

haiz!!…wala lng..naicpan ko lng mag sulat sa blog..sulat eh no? :).. eh eto asa computer shop kc me, matagal tagal din ako ndi nakapag post ah, di  nmn kc ako nag popost ng ganito , ung mga nngyayari sakin? di tlga.. hehehe minsan lng, usually mga advice at walang kakwenta kwentang mga msgs, wala lng para lng may mailagay! haha o db , gus2 ko un eh! wapakz ok?.. ano p bang sasabihin ko.. hay nako ! ang swerte swerte ko ngaung month na to!! sobrang lucky ako ngaun, tlga pramis..biro mo, nawala ang celphone ko, (aus db?) , mga 3 tyms nawala payong (astig no) , dumating ang grade ko!! aun!, ,bembang nanaman ang kagandahannnn(sa pangarap lng , wag n kumontra ok?)..anu p b mga kaswertehan na dumating sakin…. ah!.. cna piglet pa pala at c ranger (hulaan nyo n lng kung cno un , wahehe)..:) sobrang mag parinig , mga hayup!! cla na magaling!!!……yan. mdyo nalabas ko n sama ng loob ko..hehehe..bout naman sa lovelife ko.mssbi ko lng ………toot toot toot toot toot……….the number you have dialed is not yet in service, pls try agen later..hehehe! big sbhn try again…puro ako try again kc mga wala lng…bka may masabi pa ko sa mga ngng boys ko.. -_-..???? achuchu!! boys daw?! joke lng ..wala ako boys  ewan bkt wala ..kc wala e..wala nabulag! cge sulat n lng ult ako nxttym…sulat nnmn? ano b term..type? byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemwahugz

Horoscope..

oh happy day

Horoscope (galing sa LIBRE)

Capricorn:

  • Iiyak ka rin lang, itodo mo na
  • Ang dami mo nang pera, kabado ka pa rin
  • Huwag pumayag sa privatization

Aquarius:

  • Ba’t kailangan mo pang patunayan na labs mo?
  • Ok lang magutom nang pumayat ka naman
  • Naghahanap ka ng kumportableng upuan

Pisces:

  • Gagawin ka lang tagahugas ng pinggan
  • May sikretong bank account mister mo
  • Ayusin ang mesa bago mag bagong taon
Aries:
  • Kinikilig ka kahit saang parte ng katawan
  • Prefer mo magbayad sa cash kesa sa card
  • Dapat may hobby para di masira ulo mo
Taurus:
  • Pati ba naman pet nya pinagseselosan mo
  • Kalahati pa lang ang nabibilhan mo ng gift
  • Maging maingat pero huwag naman praning
Gemini:
  • Gutom lang siya kaya mainit ang ulo, pakainin mo
  • Sa Divisoria mawawala ang cellphone mo
  • Masuwerte ang nakapulang sapatos
Cancer:
  • Ang problema, inlab ka masyado, magtimpi
  • Kung saan maraming tao, doon ang mura
  • Ano man ang dapat gawin dapat may pasensya
Leo:
  • Miserable ka kapag walang iniibig
  • Basta tanggap ka lang ng tanggap
  • Mag-set ka muna ng objectives mo
Virgo:
  • Nililigawan mo pa lang trato mo asawa mo na
  • May discrimination ka sa mga inaanak mo
  • Ngayon ka humataw sa videoke
Libra:
  • Naniniwala ka sa "happily ever after"
  • Pass ka muna sa inuman mamaya
  • Mag-file na kayong lahat ng leave
Scorpio:
  • Pa-cool ka pero hindi ka pa rin nakakahalik
  • Mas mahalaga ang kapwa tao kesa sa pera
  • Huwag mag-alala, makakarating ka rin
Sagittarius:
  • Maiiyak sa tuwa dahil makikita mo na
  • Huwag ipahabol sa aso mga nangangaroling
  • Huwag nang kumain ng dessert please

Truly…….

Truly, looking beautiful is alright. but feeling beautiful (inside) is much more important. it’s that feeling that makes you look well on the outside. and it’s that same glow that kind of radiates from the inside. it’s not enough that you put and follow beautifying products to the letter. you neither have to read feel-good books nor attend wellness classes.

Reciting simple affirmations are the bomb. affirmations? these are statements that are concise but definitely direct to the point. example: "i am one sexy bitch.", "i am smart.", "i am loved." and by that you recite these over and over again, better if you say it out loud so you can hear it. it’s also important when constructing your affirmation, it has to be positive always. saying "i am not sick" is in the same context as "i am healthy." but since the mind is complex yet simple, it only absorbs the sick part, because it cannot visualize a clear picture of not sick. so use the latter affirmation instead.

visualize. i think that this goes with high importance too. the person yields faster results if he/ she visualizes while reciting the affirmation. have in your mind a clear picture of what you desire most. use your five senses. see it, feel it, smell it, taste it , hear it clearly. this worked for me a lot of times!

know what you want and want it bad enough. being undecided will only confuse your brain. once you know it, focus your energy on that and only that, then bang the doors of heaven. 

accept. this will only speed things up. the more the body and the mind are ready to feel and accept your desire, the faster that desire materializes.

will of God. it is written in the Holy Book, "ask and you shall receive", but then again, so is this "seek ye first the kingdom of God". In everything you ask, ask for God’s will. He still knows what’s best.

in the world of marriage

In the world of marriage,

ONLY one single rule applies to the men:Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Dosomething she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get anypoints for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw thebedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what shewants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out asuspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and itis nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something(+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Rita (-4)Rita is a dancer (-6)Rita has a good figure (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it’s Asports bar (-2) And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3) It’s a sports bar

NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)You take her to a movie she likes (+4)You take her to a movie you hate (+6)You take her to a movie you like (-2)It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggyHawa iian shirts (-30) You say, "It doesn’t matter, you have one too."(-8000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT] You hesitate in responding (-10) You reply, "Where?" (-35) Any otherresponse (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _expression (0) You listen, for over 30 minutes(+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV(+500) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

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